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new years cam!

Date: 30/12/2010
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new years cam!

I can give you two reasons why you should end up the year having a wank:

1: You can't leave the old year without getting rid of the acumulated sperm for several reasons:

- If you don't have sex or wank bevor the clock shows 12 o'cloch your sperm will expire a few hour later. At the very moment we change from 2010 to 2011, so you can't leave your old fluid inside and pretend to have a got start at the new year.

- if your pretending to get your wife or girlfriend pregnant you should do so with high cuality sperm, not with the one from last year!

I know there are more reasons, but these ones seem the most important to me. The old sperm can damage your brain and other parts of your organism. So take my advice and let it all put bevore entering the year 2011! No stress!

Consider it while having dessert that night... maybe you can have a nice orgy instead of the tipical countdown! Well ... only in case you have a party with friends and not with your family...cause that my friends would be incest! You could also use the toilets to give yourself a little love... if you don't mind standing in line waiting for your turn ...

After all those holiday dinners , sweets and alcohol you shouldn't get into the new year with more weight than the last...so a little exercice will help, and what better exercice and way to say goodbye to 2010 than having sex!or having a wank!everything's allowed hahah

2. After all those years in adult films i noticed that the whole semen you spill while watching my movies makes me live a little longer, efvery drop you spill takes me closer to eternal life!I'm like a vampire feeding on your most intimate fluids...